Friday, August 9, 2013

DO NOT! I CAN'T!

Every so often...I hate the internet.

Yup. I hate it.

Don't get me wrong! About...97% of the time, I love it so much it makes my heart swell up until I feel like it's going to burst into a million glitters.

Then every so often, the internet comes up with a crazy idea to present something that PC won't like! WHY, INTERWEBS? 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-absolutely-terrifying-two-sentence-horror-stories

If you know me or anything about me...or anything about my dad, you'd know very well that I am so scared of everything. Growing up, I used to watch the news a lot and alien shows with my dad (Unsolved Mysteries, anyone?) and it just truly made me think that everyone ever was terrifying and bad and murdery.

I can't watch scary movies because I go through a string of emotions as follows: stress, because I'm so anxious and worried about becoming really scared; fear, because eventually I do get genuinely scared; anger, that I let myself get so scared and thought of something stupid like watching a scary movie. Rinse and repeat and that's my scary movie-going experience. Sometimes I'm curious  about scary movies and wish I could know what happens, so what do I do? I do what anyone who's too scared but also Internet savvy would do! I Wiki those bias. Yep. I read the entire plot synopsis and call it a day. Somehow it loses all the scary!

So I thought these two liners would be fine. BUT THEY WERE NOT FINE! I got genuinely scared! 

I'm a wuss. Or as my mom would say it, I'm a "chicken boom boom". 

Yea I don't know. But I like it anyways.

What scares you most? Got any scary stores you'd like to share??

WHO CAN SCARE THE PC?

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