I can't save you.

So this blog was an outlet for me to post the Internet's finest. The things that I look at constantly.

I was perusing Thought Catalog recently and came across the article, "10 Bizarre Wikipedia Pages That Will Make You Quit The Internet Today"

And you can BET, I slowly closed my laptop and backed away after reading this article. Hands up in a white flag surrender.

Go ahead and read this one. I'll be here when you're done.




















Read it?

Ok. Let's chitter.

#1 ODB - Or Baby Jesus - OBVIOUSLY, if this no bullet proof vest law became a thing, he wasn't the only odd bird doing this. What's wrong with safety?

#2 ICP - Don't even...I have way more exposure to Juggalos (those are ICP fans, really...that's their name, and they're proud of that) than I would like to admit. For about five years, I worked at a certain mall music/clothing store and Juggalos were just...just so rampant. All the time. And about...85% of them were just so obnoxious about their fandom (fan-dom?). Shirts, wallets, hats, ANYTHING ICP SOLD LIKE HOT CAKES. But at least hot cakes are delicious, so I can understand the sales numbers. Anyways, I liked reading this little anecdote about performing to the wrong crowd. You silly geese!

#3 Formicophilia -  WTF. Bugs. Crawling on you. You like it. YOU like it? you LIKE it?! you like IT!? I'm dry heaving as I type this.

#4 Oculolinctus - Ok. Also gross. I am an extremely cautious person, and the thought that people are doing this and getting EYEBALL INFECTIONS. Hurlhurlbarfbarfpukevomit. Japanese teenagers, get your life right. You're better than this. This is along the lines of that weird donut forehead thing I saw on TV

#5 Chastity belt - So this is a thing? I thought it was old timey or only out of Robin Hood: Men in Tights

#6 Kentucky Meat Shower - WHY AREN'T BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BEING USED TO RESEARCH WHY THIS HAPPENED?!

#7 Autopsy - Eh.

#8 LANSA Flight 508  - This is a tragedy for sure. But this girl that survived needs to have her own TLC/Discovery Channel/ Nat Geo TV special. Because that's INSANE.

#9 Maternal Insult - Someone call Wilmer Valderrama!

#10 Stendhal Syndrome - Sometimes just the fact that there are names for things fascinates me. This is one of those time. Who knew there'd be an actual thing for thinking art is SO beautiful?

Tell me what you thought about this stuff!

What's the most number of sites you're surfed your way through accidentally?