Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

I love TV.

Like...loooove TV.

One show I love to watch is MTV's new show "Girl Code".

One show I hate to watch is E!'s "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" I kan't stand it, but kan't knot watch it.

"Girl Code" is mainly female comedians (comediennes?) talking about the rules of being a girl. I use the term "rules" loosely. They cover topics such as the friend zone, controlling your alcohol intake, how to wear makeup, etc, etc. I love it. The views on all this stuff is hilarious and I recommend catching the show, even if you don't love rules as much as I do.

"Keeping Up With The Kardashians" is exactly that. Keeping up with their super interesting* lives.  Kim is probably the "star" of the show, since she's the most famous and publicized sister, but Khloe has my heart. I actually think she has a good head on her shoulders and isn't so stupid. Which is saying a lot.

BuzzFeed posted a list called 13 Girl Codes The Kardashians Do Their Best to Live By where we see these ol' Kardashian gals abiding by the rules of the Girl Code. The holy, sanctified Girl Code.

I like to think my life is a lot like those of the Kardashian ladies. Minus money, fame, power, success, a tv show, a clothing line, and a store in both Miami and LA. Maybe even NYC. There's just no keeping up with those darn Kardashians!

I'm just a girl trying to coast through life, so sometimes, these teensy guidelines don't suck!

Check out a full episode of Girl Code here:

I won't post a link to "KUWTK" (Ugh, what a long name.) because you can catch it on E!...all the time...every day...at any hour.

Anyways, I'm off tomorrow which means a day full of non-interwebz related adventures, so I'll leave you with this! Happy 4th of July, little bears!

 

 

 

*Not interesting